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ted (2024) S02E05 — "The Sword in the Stoned" Subtitles — Page 3

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John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

Genres: Comedy
Runtime: 33m
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Cast: Seth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach, Scott Grimes, Giorgia Whigham, Ara Hollyday, Jack Seavor McDonald, Liz Richman

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