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House (2004) S03E15 — "Half-Wit" Subtitles — Page 4

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House encounters a brain-damaged musical prodigy with inexplicable abilities while the team faces serious concerns about House's own health.

Genres: Drama · Mystery · Comedy
Runtime: 44m
Director: Katie Jacobs
Cast: Hugh Laurie, Lisa Edelstein, Robert Sean Leonard, Omar Epps, Jennifer Morrison, Jesse Spencer, Dave Matthews, Kurtwood Smith

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