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Mom (2013) S05E03 — "A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion" Russian Subtitles

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Christy discovers she and her younger classmate make a good team, both in and out of the classroom; Bonnie steps up when a newly sober Natasha fears she can't handle motherhood.

Genres: Comedy · Family · Drama
Runtime: 23m
Director: James Widdoes
Cast: Anna Faris, Allison Janney, Jaime Pressly, Mimi Kennedy, Beth Hall, William Fichtner, Missi Pyle, Beth Littleford

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A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

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A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork

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Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

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Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

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Zombies and Cobb Salad

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Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

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Cotton Candy and Blended Fish

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Corned Beef and Handcuffs

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Hot Soup and Shingles

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Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack

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Fireballs and Bullet Holes

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Nietzsche and a Beer Run

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Jail Jail and Japanese Porn

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Sonograms and Tube Tops

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Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

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Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

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Mom S01E21 — Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries episode still

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

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Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

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Mom S02E01 — Hepatitis and Lemon Zest episode still

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

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Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

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Mom S02E03 — Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide episode still

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

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Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

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Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

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Mom S02E06 — Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt episode still

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

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Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

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Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

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Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

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Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

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Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

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Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

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Mom S02E13 — Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz episode still

Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

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Mom S02E14 — Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin episode still

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

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Mom S02E15 — Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car episode still

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

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Mom S02E16 — Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike episode still

Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

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Mom S02E17 — A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head episode still

A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

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Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

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Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

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Mom S02E20 — Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari episode still

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

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Mom S02E21 — Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain episode still

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

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Mom S02E22 — Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation episode still

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

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Season 322 episodes

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Mom S03E01 — Terrorists and Gingerbread episode still

Terrorists and Gingerbread

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Mom S03E02 — Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb episode still

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

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Mom S03E03 — Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar episode still

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

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Mom S03E04 — Sawdust and Brisket episode still

Sawdust and Brisket

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Mom S03E05 — A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince episode still

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

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My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

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Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

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Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

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Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

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Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

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Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby

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Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

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Mom S03E20 — Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake episode still

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

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Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

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Mom S03E22 — Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden episode still

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

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Mom S04E01 — High-tops And Brown Jacket episode still

High-tops And Brown Jacket

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Mom S04E02 — Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop episode still

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

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Mom S04E03 — Sparkling Water & Ba-Dinkers episode still

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Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

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Mom S04E05 — Blow And A Free Mcmuffin episode still

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Mom S04E06 — Xanax and a Baby Duck episode still

Xanax and a Baby Duck

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Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

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Bad Hand and British Royalty

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Mom S04E10 — A Safe Word and a Rib Eye episode still

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

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Mom S04E11 — Good Karma and the Big Weird episode still

Good Karma and the Big Weird

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Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

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Mom S04E13 — A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm episode still

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

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Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

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Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

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Martinis and a Sponge Bath

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Mom S04E17 — Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog episode still

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

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Tush Push and Some Radishes

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Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

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A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

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Mom S04E21 — A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral episode still

A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral

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Mom S04E22 — Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet episode still

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

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Season 522 episodes

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Mom S05E01 — Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes episode still

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

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Mom S05E02 — Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's episode still

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

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Mom S05E03 — A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion episode still

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

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Mom S05E04 — Fancy Crackers and Giant Women episode still

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

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Mom S05E05 — Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy episode still

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

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Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

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Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

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Mom S05E08 — An Epi-pen and a Security Cat episode still

An Epi-pen and a Security Cat

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Mom S05E09 — Teenage Vampires and a White Russian episode still

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

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Mom S05E10 — A Bear and a Bladder Infection episode still

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Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

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Push-Down Coffee And A Working Turn Signal

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Mom S05E13 — Pudding and a Screen Door episode still

Pudding and a Screen Door

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Charlotte BrontÃ« and a Backhoe

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Esta Loca And a Little Klingon

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Eight Cats and the Hat Show

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Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

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Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

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A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

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Mom S05E20 — Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots episode still

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

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Mom S05E21 — Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle episode still

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

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Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

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Mom S06E01 — Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime episode still

Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

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Mom S06E02 — Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion episode still

Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion

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Mom S06E03 — Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook episode still

Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook

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Mom S06E04 — Big Sauce and Coconut Water episode still

Big Sauce and Coconut Water

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Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous

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Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz

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Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa

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Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo

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Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

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Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town

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Skippy And The Knowledge Hole

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A Dark Closet and Therapy With Horses

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Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose

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Lumbar Support and Old Pork

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Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip

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Fingers Guns and a Beef Bourguignon

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Mom S06E22 — Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada episode still

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

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Mom S07E01 — Audrey Hepburn and a JalapeÃ±o Pepper episode still

Audrey Hepburn and a JalapeÃ±o Pepper

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Mom S07E02 — Pop Pop and a Puma episode still

Pop Pop and a Puma

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Mom S07E03 — Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking episode still

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

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Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

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Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

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Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

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Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

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Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

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Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

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One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

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Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

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Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

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Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

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Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

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Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

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A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

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Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

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Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog

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Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police

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Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-boo Error

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Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody

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Astronauts and Fat Trimmings

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Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop

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Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick

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SâMores and a Sadness Cocoon

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Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell

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Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies

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Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary

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Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic

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Klondike-Five and a Secret Family

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Mom S08E14 — Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy episode still

Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy

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Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear

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A Community Hero and a Wide Turn

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My Kinda People and the Big To-Do

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