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Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

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9 seasons · 206 episodes in the catalog

Season 122 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S01E01 — Pilot episode still
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Pilot

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Purple Giraffe

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Sweet Taste of Liberty

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Return of the Shirt

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How I Met Your Mother S01E05 — Okay Awesome episode still
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Okay Awesome

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How I Met Your Mother S01E06 — The Slutty Pumpkin episode still
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The Slutty Pumpkin

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How I Met Your Mother S01E07 — Matchmaker episode still
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Matchmaker

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How I Met Your Mother S01E08 — The Duel episode still
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The Duel

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How I Met Your Mother S01E09 — Belly Full of Turkey episode still
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Belly Full of Turkey

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How I Met Your Mother S01E10 — The Pineapple Incident episode still
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The Pineapple Incident

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How I Met Your Mother S01E11 — The Limo episode still
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The Limo

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How I Met Your Mother S01E12 — The Wedding episode still
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The Wedding

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How I Met Your Mother S01E13 — Drumroll, Please episode still
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Drumroll, Please

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Zip, Zip, Zip

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How I Met Your Mother S01E15 — Game Night episode still
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Game Night

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How I Met Your Mother S01E16 — Cupcake episode still
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Cupcake

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Life Among the Gorillas

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Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.

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Mary the Paralegal

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How I Met Your Mother S01E20 — Best Prom Ever episode still
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Best Prom Ever

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How I Met Your Mother S01E21 — Milk episode still
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Milk

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How I Met Your Mother S01E22 — Come On episode still
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Come On

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Season 222 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S02E01 — Where Were We? episode still
Episode 1

Where Were We?

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How I Met Your Mother S02E02 — The Scorpion and the Toad episode still
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The Scorpion and the Toad

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How I Met Your Mother S02E03 — Brunch episode still
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Brunch

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How I Met Your Mother S02E04 — Ted Mosby: Architect episode still
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Ted Mosby: Architect

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How I Met Your Mother S02E05 — World's Greatest Couple episode still
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World's Greatest Couple

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Aldrin Justice

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Swarley

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Atlantic City

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How I Met Your Mother S02E09 — Slap Bet episode still
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Slap Bet

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How I Met Your Mother S02E10 — Single Stamina episode still
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Single Stamina

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How I Met Your Mother S02E11 — How Lily Stole Christmas episode still
Episode 11

How Lily Stole Christmas

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How I Met Your Mother S02E12 — First Time in New York episode still
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First Time in New York

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How I Met Your Mother S02E13 — Columns episode still
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Columns

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How I Met Your Mother S02E14 — Monday Night Football episode still
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Monday Night Football

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How I Met Your Mother S02E15 — Lucky Penny episode still
Episode 15

Lucky Penny

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How I Met Your Mother S02E16 — Stuff episode still
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Stuff

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How I Met Your Mother S02E17 — Arrivederci, Fiero episode still
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Arrivederci, Fiero

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How I Met Your Mother S02E18 — Moving Day episode still
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Moving Day

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How I Met Your Mother S02E19 — Bachelor Party episode still
Episode 19

Bachelor Party

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How I Met Your Mother S02E20 — Showdown episode still
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Showdown

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How I Met Your Mother S02E21 — Something Borrowed episode still
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Something Borrowed

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How I Met Your Mother S02E22 — Something Blue episode still
Episode 22

Something Blue

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Season 320 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S03E01 — Wait For It episode still
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Wait For It

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How I Met Your Mother S03E02 — We're Not from Here episode still
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We're Not from Here

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How I Met Your Mother S03E03 — Third Wheel episode still
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Third Wheel

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How I Met Your Mother S03E04 — Little Boys episode still
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Little Boys

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How I Met Your Mother S03E05 — How I Met Everyone Else episode still
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How I Met Everyone Else

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I'm Not That Guy

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How I Met Your Mother S03E07 — Dowisetrepla episode still
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Dowisetrepla

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How I Met Your Mother S03E08 — Spoiler Alert episode still
Episode 8

Spoiler Alert

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How I Met Your Mother S03E09 — Slapsgiving episode still
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Slapsgiving

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How I Met Your Mother S03E10 — The Yips episode still
Episode 10

The Yips

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How I Met Your Mother S03E11 — The Platinum Rule episode still
Episode 11

The Platinum Rule

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How I Met Your Mother S03E12 — No Tomorrow episode still
Episode 12

No Tomorrow

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How I Met Your Mother S03E13 — Ten Sessions episode still
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Ten Sessions

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How I Met Your Mother S03E14 — The Bracket episode still
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The Bracket

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The Chain of Screaming

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Sandcastles in the Sand

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The Goat

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Rebound Bro

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Everything Must Go

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How I Met Your Mother S03E20 — Miracles episode still
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Miracles

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Season 424 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S04E01 — Do I Know You? episode still
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Do I Know You?

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How I Met Your Mother S04E02 — The Best Burger in New York episode still
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The Best Burger in New York

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How I Met Your Mother S04E03 — I Heart NJ episode still
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I Heart NJ

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Intervention

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Shelter Island

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Happily Ever After

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Not a Father's Day

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How I Met Your Mother S04E08 — Woooo! episode still
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Woooo!

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How I Met Your Mother S04E09 — The Naked Man episode still
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The Naked Man

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How I Met Your Mother S04E10 — The Fight episode still
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The Fight

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How I Met Your Mother S04E11 — Little Minnesota episode still
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Little Minnesota

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How I Met Your Mother S04E12 — Benefits episode still
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Benefits

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How I Met Your Mother S04E13 — Three Days of Snow episode still
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Three Days of Snow

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The Possimpible

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How I Met Your Mother S04E15 — The Stinsons episode still
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The Stinsons

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How I Met Your Mother S04E16 — Sorry, Bro episode still
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Sorry, Bro

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How I Met Your Mother S04E17 — The Front Porch episode still
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The Front Porch

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How I Met Your Mother S04E18 — Old King Clancy episode still
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Old King Clancy

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How I Met Your Mother S04E19 — Murtaugh episode still
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Murtaugh

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How I Met Your Mother S04E20 — Mosbius Designs episode still
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Mosbius Designs

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How I Met Your Mother S04E21 — The Three Days Rule episode still
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The Three Days Rule

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How I Met Your Mother S04E22 — Right Place, Right Time episode still
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Right Place, Right Time

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How I Met Your Mother S04E23 — As Fast as She Can episode still
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As Fast as She Can

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How I Met Your Mother S04E24 — The Leap episode still
Episode 24

The Leap

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Season 524 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S05E01 — Definitions episode still
Episode 1

Definitions

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How I Met Your Mother S05E02 — Double Date episode still
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Double Date

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How I Met Your Mother S05E03 — Robin 101 episode still
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Robin 101

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How I Met Your Mother S05E04 — The Sexless Innkeeper episode still
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The Sexless Innkeeper

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How I Met Your Mother S05E05 — Duel Citizenship episode still
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Duel Citizenship

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How I Met Your Mother S05E06 — Bagpipes episode still
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Bagpipes

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How I Met Your Mother S05E07 — The Rough Patch episode still
Episode 7

The Rough Patch

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How I Met Your Mother S05E08 — The Playbook episode still
Episode 8

The Playbook

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How I Met Your Mother S05E09 — Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap episode still
Episode 9

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

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How I Met Your Mother S05E10 — The Window episode still
Episode 10

The Window

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How I Met Your Mother S05E11 — Last Cigarette Ever episode still
Episode 11

Last Cigarette Ever

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How I Met Your Mother S05E12 — Girls Versus Suits episode still
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Girls Versus Suits

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How I Met Your Mother S05E13 — Jenkins episode still
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Jenkins

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How I Met Your Mother S05E14 — Perfect Week episode still
Episode 14

Perfect Week

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How I Met Your Mother S05E15 — Rabbit or Duck episode still
Episode 15

Rabbit or Duck

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How I Met Your Mother S05E16 — Hooked episode still
Episode 16

Hooked

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How I Met Your Mother S05E17 — Of Course episode still
Episode 17

Of Course

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How I Met Your Mother S05E18 — Say Cheese episode still
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Say Cheese

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How I Met Your Mother S05E19 — Zoo or False episode still
Episode 19

Zoo or False

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How I Met Your Mother S05E20 — Home Wreckers episode still
Episode 20

Home Wreckers

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How I Met Your Mother S05E21 — Twin Beds episode still
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Twin Beds

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How I Met Your Mother S05E22 — Robots Versus Wrestlers episode still
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Robots Versus Wrestlers

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How I Met Your Mother S05E23 — The Wedding Bride episode still
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The Wedding Bride

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How I Met Your Mother S05E24 — Doppelgangers episode still
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Doppelgangers

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Season 624 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S06E01 — Big Days episode still
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Big Days

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How I Met Your Mother S06E02 — Cleaning House episode still
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Cleaning House

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How I Met Your Mother S06E03 — Unfinished episode still
Episode 3

Unfinished

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How I Met Your Mother S06E04 — Subway Wars episode still
Episode 4

Subway Wars

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How I Met Your Mother S06E05 — Architect of Destruction episode still
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Architect of Destruction

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How I Met Your Mother S06E06 — Baby Talk episode still
Episode 6

Baby Talk

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How I Met Your Mother S06E07 — Canning Randy episode still
Episode 7

Canning Randy

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How I Met Your Mother S06E08 — Natural History episode still
Episode 8

Natural History

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How I Met Your Mother S06E09 — Glitter episode still
Episode 9

Glitter

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How I Met Your Mother S06E10 — Blitzgiving episode still
Episode 10

Blitzgiving

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How I Met Your Mother S06E11 — The Mermaid Theory episode still
Episode 11

The Mermaid Theory

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How I Met Your Mother S06E12 — False Positive episode still
Episode 12

False Positive

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How I Met Your Mother S06E13 — Bad News episode still
Episode 13

Bad News

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How I Met Your Mother S06E14 — Last Words episode still
Episode 14

Last Words

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How I Met Your Mother S06E15 — Oh Honey episode still
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Oh Honey

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How I Met Your Mother S06E16 — Desperation Day episode still
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Desperation Day

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How I Met Your Mother S06E17 — Garbage Island episode still
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Garbage Island

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How I Met Your Mother S06E18 — A Change of Heart episode still
Episode 18

A Change of Heart

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How I Met Your Mother S06E19 — Legendaddy episode still
Episode 19

Legendaddy

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How I Met Your Mother S06E20 — The Exploding Meatball Sub episode still
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The Exploding Meatball Sub

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How I Met Your Mother S06E21 — Hopeless episode still
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Hopeless

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How I Met Your Mother S06E22 — The Perfect Cocktail episode still
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The Perfect Cocktail

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How I Met Your Mother S06E23 — Landmarks episode still
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Landmarks

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How I Met Your Mother S06E24 — Challenge Accepted episode still
Episode 24

Challenge Accepted

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Season 723 episodes
How I Met Your Mother S07E01 — The Best Man episode still
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The Best Man

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How I Met Your Mother S07E02 — The Naked Truth episode still
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The Naked Truth

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How I Met Your Mother S07E03 — Ducky Tie episode still
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Ducky Tie

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How I Met Your Mother S07E04 — The Stinson Missile Crisis episode still
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The Stinson Missile Crisis

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How I Met Your Mother S07E05 — Field Trip episode still
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Field Trip

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How I Met Your Mother S07E06 — Mystery vs. History episode still
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Mystery vs. History

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How I Met Your Mother S07E07 — Noretta episode still
Episode 7

Noretta

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How I Met Your Mother S07E08 — The Slutty Pumpkin Returns episode still
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The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

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Disaster Averted

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Tick Tick Tick

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The Rebound Girl

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How I Met Your Mother S07E12 — Symphony of Illumination episode still
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Symphony of Illumination

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How I Met Your Mother S07E13 — Tailgate episode still
Episode 13

Tailgate

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How I Met Your Mother S07E14 — 46 Minutes episode still
Episode 14

46 Minutes

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How I Met Your Mother S07E15 — The Burning Beekeeper episode still
Episode 15

The Burning Beekeeper

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How I Met Your Mother S07E16 — The Drunk Train episode still
Episode 16

The Drunk Train

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How I Met Your Mother S07E17 — No Pressure episode still
Episode 17

No Pressure

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How I Met Your Mother S07E18 — Karma episode still
Episode 18

Karma

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How I Met Your Mother S07E19 — The Broath episode still
Episode 19

The Broath

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How I Met Your Mother S07E20 — Trilogy Time episode still
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Trilogy Time

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How I Met Your Mother S07E21 — Now We're Even! episode still
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Now We're Even!

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How I Met Your Mother S07E22 — Good Crazy episode still
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Good Crazy

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How I Met Your Mother S07E23 — The Magician's Code (1) episode still
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The Magician's Code (1)

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How I Met Your Mother S08E01 — Farhampton episode still
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Farhampton

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How I Met Your Mother S08E02 — The Pre-Nup episode still
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The Pre-Nup

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How I Met Your Mother S08E03 — Nannies episode still
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Nannies

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How I Met Your Mother S08E04 — Who Wants to Be a Godparent? episode still
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Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

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How I Met Your Mother S08E05 — The Autumn of Break-Ups episode still
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The Autumn of Break-Ups

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Splitsville

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How I Met Your Mother S08E07 — The Stamp Tramp episode still
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The Stamp Tramp

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How I Met Your Mother S08E08 — Twelve Horny Women episode still
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Twelve Horny Women

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How I Met Your Mother S08E09 — Lobster Crawl episode still
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Lobster Crawl

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How I Met Your Mother S08E10 — The Over-Correction episode still
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The Over-Correction

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How I Met Your Mother S08E11 — The Final Page (1) episode still
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The Final Page (1)

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The Final Page (2)

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Band or DJ?

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How I Met Your Mother S08E14 — Ring Up! episode still
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Ring Up!

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How I Met Your Mother S08E15 — P.S. I Love You episode still
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P.S. I Love You

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The Ashtray

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Weekend at Barney's

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How I Met Your Mother S08E19 — The Fortress episode still
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The Fortress

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The Time Travelers

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How I Met Your Mother S08E21 — Romeward Bound episode still
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Romeward Bound

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The Bro Mitzvah

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How I Met Your Mother S08E23 — Something Old episode still
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Something Old

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How I Met Your Mother S08E24 — Something New episode still
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Something New

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How I Met Your Mother S09E01 — The Locket episode still
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The Locket

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How I Met Your Mother S09E02 — Coming Back episode still
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Coming Back

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How I Met Your Mother S09E03 — Last Time in New York episode still
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Last Time in New York

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How I Met Your Mother S09E04 — The Broken Code episode still
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The Broken Code

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How I Met Your Mother S09E05 — The Poker Game episode still
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The Poker Game

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How I Met Your Mother S09E06 — Knight Vision episode still
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Knight Vision

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How I Met Your Mother S09E07 — No Questions Asked episode still
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No Questions Asked

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How I Met Your Mother S09E08 — The Lighthouse episode still
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The Lighthouse

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How I Met Your Mother S09E09 — Platonish episode still
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Platonish

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How I Met Your Mother S09E10 — Mom and Dad episode still
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Mom and Dad

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How I Met Your Mother S09E11 — Bedtime Stories episode still
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Bedtime Stories

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How I Met Your Mother S09E12 — The Rehearsal Dinner episode still
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The Rehearsal Dinner

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How I Met Your Mother S09E13 — Bass Player Wanted episode still
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Bass Player Wanted

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Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

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Unpause

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How Your Mother Met Me

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Sunrise

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Rally

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Vesuvius

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Daisy

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Gary Blauman

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The End of the Aisle

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Last Forever: Part One

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Last Forever: Part Two

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